Cards Against Humanity: Some time in the past three years, people have gotten it into their...

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Some time in the past three years, people have gotten it into their heads that Cards Against Humanity is some sort of open-ended party game in which “there are no wrong answers” to the Black Cards. We feel terrible about the mistake. Here is the first in a two-part series devoted to revealing the…

BALLS DEEP

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kent-shiraishi:

The sun and shadows B&W

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creative-loveaddict:

Halloween 2012 

Ah…, yes! Our mini did this exact thing as well, lol

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Your Anon News: Here's an UNCENSORED copy of the rogue LAPD officers manifesto

youranonnews:

From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
Christopher Dorner w/ Chief William Bratton

Christopher Dorner w/ Chief William Bratton

I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous…

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acrobatica:

Sorry for the Maisy photobomb, but I can’t believe how old she’s starting to look! She’s already five months old!!! Oh dear imagine how obnoxious I would become if I ever had a baby :O

#dachshund #dachshundlove #cute #doxie #doxi #pup #puppy #dachshundsofinstagram #weinerdog #weiner #longdog #longpup #ilovedachshunds #ilovemydachshund #sausagedog #dogsofinstagram

Our mini is 6 months, we got her when she was like 6 weeks.  Obnoxious is HER middle name, most definitely.

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gorgonize-the-masses:

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How much would you pay for a shirt worn at a BOTDF concert by Jessi Slaughter and signed by Dahvie Vanity, Jayy Von Monroe, & Sally Stitches?

does it have his semen on it?

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Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba[Here comes a lion, Father]Sithi uhm ingonyama[Oh yes, it’s a lion]Nants ingonyama bagithi babaSithi uhhmm ingonyamaIngonyamaSiyo Nqoba[We’re going to conquer]IngonyamaIngonyama nengw’ enamabala

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba[Here comes a lion, Father]Sithi uhm ingonyama[Oh yes, it’s a lion]Nants ingonyama bagithi babaSithi uhhmm ingonyamaIngonyamaSiyo Nqoba[We’re going to conquer]IngonyamaIngonyama nengw’ enamabala

(Source: an-erect-penis)

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thoughtlovewasgonnafight:

Why didn’t I know Russell Brand was this articulate?

Pretty cool guy here man…i wonder if hes bangin some china white?

(Source: gooblernation)

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crissy61783:

Goatse the snowman!!

Colder than a buttfuckers dick in a snowman….

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iamblazelflack:

The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. The Elf you just made fun of for crying? Just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Share this if you’re against bullying in Middle-Earth.

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